
Dress like you give a damn—but not too much—with the Sadistic Penguin Studios Unisex Tee. Whether you're filming your next rant about the movie industry, plotting podcast world domination, or just lounging like a professional degenerate, this shirt delivers max comfort and subtle anarchy.
With soft, breathable cotton and a classic fit that hugs you like your favorite conspiracy theory, this shirt is made for rebels, misfits, cinephiles, and fans of rogue penguins with a vendetta.
Perfect for birthdays, holidays, awkward family reunions, or just yelling into the void in style.
🧵 Product Features:No side seams = less waste and zero scratchy nonsense.
Ribbed collar holds its shape like your grudges.
Shoulder tape for reinforced comfort (even during existential dread).
Smooth fabric, perfect for vibrant prints and your penguin allegiance.
Ethically sourced 100% ring-spun cotton—eco chaos, baby.
No dry cleaning. This shirt is rebellious, not high maintenance.
Cold wash with similar colors—don’t mix it with your clown shirt.
Low heat for tumble dry and ironing. Be kind, it’s soft.
Don’t bleach unless you’re making abstract art.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF sleeve prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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